GET IN TOUCH WITH TRUMPET HQ!

So you want to contact Trumpet HQ, eh? Well, jump onto your computer or smartphone* and send me an email using the form below the silly photograph.
You can invite me to do an intensive weekend-long nectarine juggling course, only £286.00 (+VAT) or $3,973.00 (+VAT +shipping) in the US.** What a bargain!

Check out my cute dog, Dasher, named after one of Santa’s reindeer, and because she’s super-fast! She likes pancakes too, but only the dog-friendly kind (human pancakes make her fart!)
*Don’t actually jump onto your computer or smartphone, unless you want to break it.
**Not really
EAT PANCAKES!
All author (and dog) photographs on this website were taken by the talented Jim Campbell of Classically Creative. Thanks, Jim! Copyright owned by Dexter Trumpet.