GET IN TOUCH WITH TRUMPET HQ!
So you want to contact Trumpet HQ, eh? Well, jump onto your computer or smartphone* and send me an email using the form below the silly photograph.
You can invite me to do an intensive weekend-long nectarine juggling course, only £286.00 (+VAT) or $3,973.00 (+VAT +shipping) in the US.** What a bargain!
Check out my cute dog, Dasher, named after one of Santa’s reindeer, and because she’s super-fast! She likes pancakes too, but only the dog-friendly kind (human pancakes make her fart!)
*Don’t actually jump onto your computer or smartphone, unless you want to break it.
All author (and dog) photographs on this website were taken by the talented Jim Campbell of Classically Creative. Thanks, Jim! Copyright owned by Dexter Trumpet.