CONTACT

GET IN TOUCH WITH TRUMPET HQ!

So you want to contact Trumpet HQ, eh? Well, jump onto your computer or smartphone* and send me an email using the form below the silly photograph.

You can invite me to do an intensive weekend-long nectarine juggling course, only £286.00 (+VAT) or $3,973.00 (+VAT +shipping) in the US.** What a bargain!

You can also contact me via Twitter and Goodreads.


Check out my cute dog, Dasher, named after one of Santa’s reindeer, and because she’s super-fast! She likes pancakes too, but only the dog-friendly kind (human pancakes make her fart!)

*Don’t actually jump onto your computer or smartphone, unless you want to break it.

**Not really

EAT PANCAKES!

All author (and dog) photographs on this website were taken by the talented Jim Campbell of Classically Creative. Thanks, Jim! Copyright owned by Dexter Trumpet.

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